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I have never seen The Witcher but here’s some things I picked up from Tumblr:
- Henry Cavill is Geralt - Gerald, but fancy. He is a Witcher. Perhaps even The Witcher. He loves his horse a lot and one time he took a bath and nobody has recovered since
- There is also an awesome lady called Jenifer but with a Y. She’s hot and I’m in love with her. I think she’s a lesbian.
- There is also Jaskier which is confusing to me because there is a shop in my town called Jasiek. He’s a bard and a tiny bastard and everyone loves him a lot
- I think there are three narratives happening at once but I have no idea what happens in any of them
- Geralt and Jaskier are in love
- Something about giving a penny to your Witcher??? I’m 100% unsure if this is a meme or an actual thing that happened in the show
so when geralt makes that last wish with the djinn he just wishes that he’ll never lose those he loves
bc he looks at yennefer and is terrified that after that day they’ll go their seperate ways and never see each other again, so the djinn makes sure they KEEP crossing paths
he looks at jaskier and he knows that the fragile human bard is going to grow old and die, so the djinn makes him immortal
and he looks at roach and, well, he knows its fairly unlikely he’ll be without a horse for any extended period of time, but it won’t be the same, it wont be roach.
so the djinn makes sure that it is roach. every time geralt gets a new horse its a grumpy brown one who recognises him and already responds to her name, and thats why every horse he’s ever had is named roach.
(it totally fucks with jaskiers mind when he first sees her reincarnation. geralt mentions roach and jaskier thinks, wow i can’t believe that horse is still alive, until he sees her and its a different - wait no, its the same - what the fuck? he cant blame that on his skincare routine, thats just weird)
